here we go another little match report rhyme

but i promise it’s gonna be good this time

 

i come baring good news

another win from the twos

 

does the winning streak start now?

and i’m gonna tell you how

 

i’ll set the scene in the middle of buckf**k nowhere

and having to rush back to the club, how is that fair

 

we start the warm up with a little sing song

if youre not jamming to pitch perfect, you are all doing it wrong

 

we take an early lead from the top goal scoring coxy

she scoops it over the keeps, it was a little bit foxy

 

some cracking transfer around the back

it was no match for their attack

 

lily running up that line

dayum boy it was fine

 

ruby showing some stick skills

no seriously Charles it was brill

 

amazing aerials from shoiri and sheff

none were called in our favour…fuck you reff

 

em slots the second goal into the backboard

3 more points almost secured

 

we have a few people up for dick of the day

jess hurley for frog leaping away

 

the defender took the forwards round and round

but it was foxy coxy who ended up on the ground

 

she gets a roar from the boys watching her fall

“you sat her down” that was their call

 

caitlin’s new stick really shone

but of course no goals but she still did get mom

 

a cracking shot from the top of the D

can’t score a goal even for a fee

 

they were trying to get their shit chat heard

but it was the mighty gate with the final word